OH MY FUCKING GOD

ok so I FINALLY had just gotten off of tumblr to start my stats homework rite? so i get all settled in to do my stats and then i feel something on my leg and i think it’s a fly UNTIL I LOOK DOWN AND THERE IS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER ON MY LEG IOUYTFRDESDRHYJUIKLIUHDREXCFGVBHJN

so i fucking BRUSH THAT MOTHER FUCKER OFF AND JUMP THE FUCK UP AND RUN AWAY FROM THE SCENE YELLING “nononONONOonONONONONONONINUIYGVYUVUI N0”

and run into the bathroom continuing my mantra and makayla comes in like

because she doesn’t know what the fuck is going on she thought i got bit by a black widow or some shit and no i didn’t BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN OK so she’s like okay baby it’s okay you just sit here ok i’m going to catch it ok? and she covers me with a towel and i just sit there like

and then she comes back and says that she couldn’t find it which makes me

until she’s like shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHHHHHHHHHH shhHHhHHhHhhHhhhhhhh it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok and comforts me and sticks her boobs in my face to which i’m like

and the spider is all but forgotten so she carries me to bed and puts a blanket over me and tucks me in and grabs my laptop and opens it up to a text post on tumblr for me.

moral of the story: never leave tumblr for math homework ok

It’s love. ♥

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elizertine:

Bears are so polite

When they’re not mauling you to death

Me and Nicole are just sitting here screaming BEEEEAAAARRSS. <3

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