burning--star sent:

What *is* happening to Amanda Bynes? I have no idea, I only see jokes involving her scattered across the internet. Did something happen?

Oh man. I don’t know honestly, but this is her compiled list of Twitter pictures, and if you go through them you will see it all unfold:

http://twitpic.com/photos/AmandaBynes?page=1

For some reason, 99 days ago she started posting again after a nearly two year hiatus from twitter and the pictures went from relatively normal to her platinum blonde getting extensions, a boob job, cheek piercings and then finally shaving half of her head.

She denies having a mental illness and claims she’s “allergic to alcohol” (she was arrested for a DUI last year), but she has admitted that she has an eating disorder and her twitter behavior definitely backs that up.

Idk man, my own personal theory after reading her old posts, new posts, and a majority of the comments on each is that all the online comments about her weight and the tabloid comments about it really got to her so now her ED is spinning out of control again,

“About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I’ve gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!

2 days ago via Twitpic for iPhone”

Anonymous sent:

How are you and your girlfriend doing? :3 I hope you both are doing very well. <3

No one has asked me a question like this in a very long time! o:
In June it will be one year since she has moved in with me, and we are still doing well. We’re going back to Colorado to visit her family next week for my spring break and we’re both really excited! c:

Anonymous sent:

You're very beautiful!

Thank you, Anon! xo

frenchoffence sent:

Just found your blog and you're beautiful and you and you're girlfriend are so cute. Have a nice day xo

Thank you so much!!!! C: I hope you have a wonderful day too!

Anonymous sent:

you both look amazing together just a thought are you getting married ??

We’re not engaged or anything yet, she’s only 18 and I’m 20 so there’s really no rush for it in either of our eyes. But we have talked about our kids/house/future marriage for a long time now and it’s a sure thing. :)

Anonymous sent:

I was just scrolling through your blog, which I love by the way. Well it wasn't really 'just scrolling', it was scrolling for a purpose, and I went back through you posts dated back to a couple of months ago... it took me like, 3 hours. And then I got up to get a drink.. and when I come back my sister was sitting here, and she's like, "awh, I'm going to click on the Dewgong". And I'm like: "NO JESSIE DON'T". But she did, and I lost my spot. And now I'm sad.

What are you stalking me for? LOL

tittieskittiesandunicorns sent:

I SAW THAT. I SAW THAT HOLLY. I LOVE YOU OK. GODDAMN.

IT’S SO TRUE THOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love you too ok

ps just so everyone knows HALF THE SHIT I REBLOG COMES FROM THIS WOMAN so if you like my blog you’d love hers. ;)

pps idk how to answer asks privately on this tumblr app :C

Anonymous sent:

So.. I just dropped my gf in the airport and I cannot put in words how sad I am. I'd always thought it was just a crush but I am in love with her. And distance is the biggest biatch in this world. :(:(:(:(:( life sucks right now.

I know that feel, girlie. :c I do not envy your position, it would kill me to go back to being in an LDR after living with Kayla for almost six months. Things will get better though ok? Invest in a body pillow.

Anonymous sent:

I WANNA DIE my girlfriend came to visit me FOR ONLY A WEEK bc she has to work/study and I got my fucking PERIOD :( i'm so sad.

DON’T DIE ON ME OK

It sucks, but it happens. That happened to Kayla and I every single time we visited each other LOL. If she’s comfortable with it you two can still have sex and it’s not a lost cause! Orrrr you can just do stuff to her until you’re off it. But either way, just remember that you love this woman and (I’m assuming you’re in an LDR) you don’t get to see her often so yes, sex is a big thing when you do visits but it’s not the ONLY thing!

Go on adventures! Do things neither of you have ever done before. Cuddle all night and be silly together. I know it sucks when you can’t get any but if your period ends before she leaves just have sex until your vagina is broken ok. It’ll still be a nice trip.

Anonymous sent:

There is this girl I like. And I wish I could tell her. We're friends. The thing is she's 3 years older than me. I dont know what to do, could you offer any advice?

I met Kayla five years ago—she was thirteen, I was fifteen. We started off strictly as friends nothing else for the first few years. I never wanted to date someone younger, let alone a chick. I never had any sexual or romantic feelings for girls growing up/going through high school and I was VERY against dating someone younger.

If you follow me, you probably know how we’ve ended up. She never thought I would like her back, never in a million years, and now we live together. She moved 800 miles away from everything she’s ever known and we live together and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. Age is just a number man. If this girl you like is smart, she’ll see past your age and see what a genuine person you are and you’ll get your chance. Don’t be scared—confidence can go a long way! If you’re super worried about it, start hinting to her before you ask her out—ask her how she feels about dating younger girls and things like that. Let me know how it goes!!

Anonymous sent:

Thank you so much for the advice on my first girlfriend. Those are all really great ideas! Also you have no idea how much you helped on my whole outlook towards things. Thanks again and wish you well! :)

You’re so welcome! c: It makes me so happy to hear that. If you ever start struggling with it again, just shoot me a message anon or not just remind me who you are, and I’d love to help you with it. And if you think up some cute thing to do for your girl I’d love to hear about it! :)

Anonymous sent:

I am a female currently dating an absolutely gorgeous girl. In our area it's not an accepted thing to be gay, so neither of our families know and it had to stay sorta hidden. What are some things you might suggest to help make us stronger when it seems the whole world is against us? Also any suggestions on special things to do for her? She is my first girlfriend and I'm still sorta new to making a girl feel special.

Take her on a cute picnic, take her to her favorite restaurant, or, my favorite, take her to do something she’s never done before. I do that for Makayla all the time. I think that in the fifteen months we’ve been together, we’ve had at least a hundred firsts. And that doesn’t even have to be sexual either—I’ve made Kayla try dozens of new foods, took her to her first tide pools, took her to San Francisco, Santa Barbara, the San Diego Zoo, Knott’s Berry Farm, Knott’s Scary Farm, bought her her first bouquet of flowers, swam in the ocean, biked along the beach, had our first bubblebath together with candles and wine, etc. etc. etc.

You don’t need lots of money to make a girl feel special either, you just need to show her you care and do something unique, you know?

And about the “us against the world thing,” just keep reminding each other how much you care about one another, you know? Having people against you isn’t going to change your sexuality—not now, not ever. And coming out can be scary as fuck. I had mainly good experiences with it, with just one really really bad one, but everyone seems to come around in time. Anytime you feel like giving up just think about how much you like/love this girl and how she makes you feel and how much she means to you. Coming out to some close friends that would support you would help a lot, too. The more support you have, the less it feels “us against the world,” you know?

I wish you all the luck in the world sweet girl. xoxo

Anonymous sent:

Yes I mean We think so much alike she falls for the personality rather than gender. And the thing is... this is college. we all know each other. I just dunno wanna be the weird kid you know?

Is your college super tiny or something? And I’d hope that you being out wouldn’t make you get ostracized by everyone. :/

And it sounds to me like you’ve already had the sexuality talk with her, or at least touched upon it. She seems like an open-minded individual from what you’ve told me, so I think just being straight up with her would be your best bet. You run the risk of things getting awkward this way, but I think it’s better to know than to be left fantasizing and wondering, you know? If she’s not into in the same way you can still try to laugh it off and maintain a friendship with her. But it sounds to me like she wouldn’t be so opposed to a casual coffee date if you put the offer out there. :)

Let me know how it goes!!